A joke that came to me as I was waking up a little while ago; it was hilarious at the time, doesn’t seem so now: “There was a kid taking part in the school nativity play who was so bad at acting that they decided that he would play himself. So there was Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus, the shepherds, the three wise men, a donkey, a shark, an octopus, and a spotty kid from Sheffield.”