"Real Artists Ship"

Colin Johnson’s blog


Miles Away (1)

My mother used to work for the purchasing department at Boots, a major pharmaceutical retailer. One day, she had the following phone conversation with a rather posh sales rep:

Rep: “Good morning, I’m Miles from Nicholas Products Ltd.”
Mum: “Well, I’m miles from there too, but how can I help you?”

One Response to “Miles Away (1)”

  1. Mark Wheadon says:

    Boots pharmacist: “Walk this way.”
    Customer: “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the cream.”

Leave a Reply