{"id":916,"date":"2013-04-20T11:15:30","date_gmt":"2013-04-20T11:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=916"},"modified":"2014-01-05T20:18:54","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T20:18:54","slug":"joke-n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=916","title":{"rendered":"Joke (5)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joke for time-management junkies who also remember a particular, rather obscure internet meme. Probably rather a small demographic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/bruce-schneier-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/bruce-schneier-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bruce-schneier-1\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/bruce-schneier-1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/bruce-schneier-1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(See <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schneierfacts.com\/\">www.schneierfacts.com<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pomodorotechnique.com\/\">www.pomodorotechnique.com<\/a> for some hint towards an explanation\/justification.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joke for time-management junkies who also remember a particular, rather obscure internet meme. Probably rather a small demographic. (See www.schneierfacts.com and www.pomodorotechnique.com for some hint towards an explanation\/justification.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[32,19],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1620,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions\/1620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}