{"id":2689,"date":"2018-09-12T17:58:31","date_gmt":"2018-09-12T17:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2689"},"modified":"2018-09-12T17:58:31","modified_gmt":"2018-09-12T17:58:31","slug":"lift-and-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2689","title":{"rendered":"Lift and What?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/shit.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/shit-1024x76.png\" alt=\"Your current SQL Servers can lift and shit without seeing any change,\" width=\"1024\" height=\"76\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/shit-1024x76.png 1024w, https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/shit-300x22.png 300w, https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/shit-768x57.png 768w, https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/shit.png 1026w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2691,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions\/2691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}