{"id":265,"date":"2010-09-13T20:42:58","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T20:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=265"},"modified":"2010-09-13T20:42:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T20:42:58","slug":"four-buttocks-for-the-price-of-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"Four Buttocks for the Price of Three"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought this recent spam was hilarious. Sorry.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/bottoms1.tiff\"><img src=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/bottoms1.tiff\" alt=\"All Women&#039;s Bottoms, 50% Off\" title=\"bottoms\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-267\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought this recent spam was hilarious. Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":268,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}