{"id":2480,"date":"2017-08-23T17:29:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-23T17:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2480"},"modified":"2017-08-23T22:29:37","modified_gmt":"2017-08-23T22:29:37","slug":"old-joke-new-joke-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2480","title":{"rendered":"Old Joke, New Joke (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old joke: A scientist has a good-luck horseshoe hanging over the door to their lab. A visitor to the lab says to them &#8220;Surely you don&#8217;t believe in superstitious nonsense like that?&#8221;; the scientist replies &#8220;Of course not; but, I am told it works even if you don&#8217;t believe in it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>New joke: An atheist goes to church and joins in enthusiastically with the hymns and prayers. Their friend says to them &#8220;I thought that you didn&#8217;t believe in all of that religious stuff?&#8221;; the atheist replies &#8220;I don&#8217;t; but, I am told it doesn&#8217;t work even if you believe in it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old joke: A scientist has a good-luck horseshoe hanging over the door to their lab. A visitor to the lab says to them &#8220;Surely you don&#8217;t believe in superstitious nonsense like that?&#8221;; the scientist replies &#8220;Of course not; but, I am told it works even if you don&#8217;t believe in it.&#8221; New joke: An atheist [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[32,10],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2480"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2483,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480\/revisions\/2483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}