{"id":2370,"date":"2017-02-11T23:44:02","date_gmt":"2017-02-11T23:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2370"},"modified":"2017-04-26T20:00:28","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T20:00:28","slug":"the-bleakest-shop-in-christendom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2370","title":{"rendered":"The Bleakest Shop in Christendom?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A shop called &#8220;BARGAIN BOOZE&#8221; is pretty bleak, but at least you know what you are getting. To buy this shop, and decide to rebrand by covering up the word &#8220;Bargain&#8221; using parcel tape, and on another part of the sign tearing off the word &#8220;BARGAIN&#8221;, so that the shop is now simply called &#8220;BOOZE&#8221;, is distinctly more depressing. (This was in Sherwood; it has now all been refurbished!).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/bargainBooze.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/bargainBooze.png\" alt=\"BOOZE\" width=\"638\" height=\"412\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/bargainBooze.png 638w, https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/bargainBooze-300x193.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 638px) 100vw, 638px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A shop called &#8220;BARGAIN BOOZE&#8221; is pretty bleak, but at least you know what you are getting. To buy this shop, and decide to rebrand by covering up the word &#8220;Bargain&#8221; using parcel tape, and on another part of the sign tearing off the word &#8220;BARGAIN&#8221;, so that the shop is now simply called &#8220;BOOZE&#8221;, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[23,38],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2370"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2420,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370\/revisions\/2420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}