{"id":2258,"date":"2016-08-30T00:03:32","date_gmt":"2016-08-30T00:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2258"},"modified":"2016-08-30T00:03:32","modified_gmt":"2016-08-30T00:03:32","slug":"hypnopompic-jokes-redux-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2258","title":{"rendered":"Hypnopompic Jokes Redux (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another joke that was hilarious in the odd moments between sleep and wakefulness, yet which seems rather less so in the cold light of day: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to enter myself into the election under the name Snooze Button, to catch those voters who have only just got up.&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another joke that was hilarious in the odd moments between sleep and wakefulness, yet which seems rather less so in the cold light of day: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to enter myself into the election under the name Snooze Button, to catch those voters who have only just got up.&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2258"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2259,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2258\/revisions\/2259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}