{"id":2213,"date":"2016-04-21T17:26:21","date_gmt":"2016-04-21T17:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2213"},"modified":"2016-04-21T17:26:21","modified_gmt":"2016-04-21T17:26:21","slug":"family-stories-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2213","title":{"rendered":"Family Stories (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scarborough, mid-1980&#8217;s. Sitting on the beach, which if you don&#8217;t know it has tall slopes at the side, and there are some fields at the top. <\/p>\n<p>My grandmother: &#8220;Those blobs up there look just like sheep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mother: &#8220;They <em>are<\/em> sheep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For many years afterwards, we carried on referring to sheep as &#8220;blobs&#8221;, finding that endlessly amusing in a way that is quite distinctive to family language that can be tracked down to one specific incident.<\/p>\n<p>I am now the only person alive who remembers this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scarborough, mid-1980&#8217;s. Sitting on the beach, which if you don&#8217;t know it has tall slopes at the side, and there are some fields at the top. My grandmother: &#8220;Those blobs up there look just like sheep.&#8221; My mother: &#8220;They are sheep.&#8221; For many years afterwards, we carried on referring to sheep as &#8220;blobs&#8221;, finding that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2214,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions\/2214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}