{"id":2039,"date":"2016-06-13T22:34:24","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T22:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2039"},"modified":"2019-03-07T23:41:44","modified_gmt":"2019-03-07T23:41:44","slug":"cringe-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=2039","title":{"rendered":"Cringe (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is a minor genre of entertainment (see e.g. the Cringe<\/a> nights and associated book, and the Radio 4 programme My Teenage Diary<\/a>), which consist of people reading out excerpts from teenage diaries, poems, etc. Here is my contribution, albeit from a slightly earlier age. These are two poems that I found whilst looking through some old folders whilst clearing out my parents’s house. They were clearly considered good enough, back in 1981 or whenever, for me to have been asked to copy them out of my schoolbook in my “best writing” (still pretty crap, though interesting to see traces of the “Marion Richardson” style of penmanship such as the lower-case k with a loop in it), and been displayed on the classroom wall.<\/p>\n

The first is a nice poem about Spring. It rhymes well, but the scansion could be improved:<\/p>\n

\"Spring\"<\/a><\/p>\n

In spring the plants come shooting up.
\nEaster eggs don’t go in egg cups.<\/p>\n

In spring we get and extra hour of day.
\nSo now we can all shout “Hooray”.<\/p>\n

In spring the baby lambs are born,
\nAnd we can begin to plant the corn.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Very bucolic. The next is more exotic, to the point of borderline racism. I particularly like the illuminated capitals.<\/p>\n

\"treasureIsland\"<\/a><\/p>\n

On treasure island, with lots of palm trees.
\nThere is a treasure chest that has no keys
\nThe treasure was buried by pirates of old.
\nPirates who were brave, strong and bold<\/p>\n

On treasure island with tall mountains
\nThere are lots of pleasant fountains
\nThe island surrounded by water so cold.
\nThe treasure is made up of diamonds and gold<\/p>\n

On treasure island there are no animals;
\nBut there are a lot of cannibals
\nThe island defended by natives with spears
\nThe treasure dates back by thousands of years<\/p>\n

On treasure island in the sun
\nThe treasure has not yet been won
\nThere is a volcano with red hot lava
\nAnd a river we called the garva.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Good to see a decent attempt to use semicolons. I think “garva” in the last line is an attempt to write “Java”, though it might just about have been a sod-it attempt to find something to rhyme with “lava”. There is probably also some influence from the Griffin Pirate Stories<\/a> (Roderick the Red, etc.), which I remember reading voraciously at around that time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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