{"id":1640,"date":"2014-01-19T01:15:23","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T01:15:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=1640"},"modified":"2014-01-19T01:15:54","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T01:15:54","slug":"no-shit-captain-obvious-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/?p=1640","title":{"rendered":"No Shit, Captain Obvious (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As far as I can tell this is meant to be an entirely serious suggestion:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0076.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0076-768x1024.png\" alt=\"&quot;make a tofu sandwich&quot; (an oversized piece of tofu forcing its way our of a small bread roll)\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0076-768x1024.png 768w, https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0076-225x300.png 225w, https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0076.png 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As far as I can tell this is meant to be an entirely serious suggestion:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[23,32],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1640"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1643,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions\/1643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colinjohnson.me.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}