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Variations on Folk Sayings (22) (Beatles special)
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Variantions on Folk Sayings (21)
Tuesday, December 1st, 2020“Nice world if you can get it.”
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Gresham’s Law (1)
Friday, December 7th, 2018Gresham’s Law for the 21st Century: “Bad cultural relativism drives out good cultural relativism.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (19)
Sunday, August 27th, 2017“The early worm gets caught by the bird.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (18)
Wednesday, May 31st, 2017Stranger things have happened in C.
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Wai Kika Moo Kau
Wednesday, April 26th, 2017I specialise in slaughtering sacred cows and discouraging the slaughter of real ones.
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Variations on Folk Sayings (17)
Friday, March 10th, 2017“Wouldn’t take ‘fuck off’ as an answer.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (16)
Thursday, September 3rd, 2015“They left the Great British Bake Off with all buns glazing.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (15)
Monday, August 25th, 2014“Getting out of Bedlam on the wrong side.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (14) (Rural Austerity Special)
Tuesday, April 9th, 2013“Sheep at half the price.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (13)
Sunday, May 27th, 2012“If God had intended us to have wings, He would have made us fly.”
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Insults (1)
Tuesday, December 27th, 2011(to an author) “He puts the ink into incapable”.
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Variations on Folk Sayings (12) (Seasonal Special)
Tuesday, December 27th, 2011“Oh what fun it is to ride, on a half-arsed broken sleigh.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (11)
Thursday, November 24th, 2011“He’s one buttock short of a full moon.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (10)
Tuesday, October 4th, 2011How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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Variations on Folk Sayings (9) (Latin Special)
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010“Caveat Mentor”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (8)
Monday, October 11th, 2010An equal-opportunities twofer special:
“People who live below glass ceilings should throw stones.”
“People who live above glass ceilings should throw stones.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (7)
Monday, September 13th, 2010Drunkenness: The guest of Bud intentions.
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Variations on Folk Sayings (6)
Thursday, July 29th, 2010“There are three kinds of statistics: statistics, damned statistics, and lies.”
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Variations on Folk Sayings (5)
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010“Life irritates: art.”
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