"Too sexy for my hood"

A parody for graduation day 2002

I'm too sexy for my hood, too sexy for my hood
So sexy it's good

I'm too sexy for my gown too sexy for my gown
It's green with renown
And I'm too sexy for Oxford too sexy for Oxford
Cambridge and Stanford

And I'm too sexy for your college
Too sexy for your college
No way I'm graduating

'cause I'm a reader, you know what I mean
And I do my little talk at the lectern
Yeah at the lectern, at the lectern, yeah
I shake my liripipe at the lectern

I'm too sexy for my cap too sexy for my cap
My square old cap
And I'm too sexy for my bonnet
Too sexy for my bonnet what do you think about that

I'm a reader you know what I mean
And I do my little talk at the lectern
Yeah at the lectern, at the lectern, yeah
I shake my liripipe at the lectern

I'm too sexy for my ...
too sexy for my ...
too sexy for my ...

'cause I'm a reader you know what I mean
And I do my little talk at the lectern
Yeah at the lectern, at the lectern, yeah
I shake my liripipe at the lectern

I'm too sexy for my tat too sexy for my tat
My hood; my gown and hat
I'm too sexy for my hood too sexy for my hood
So sexy it's good
And I'm too sexy for this song



© Colin Johnson 2002