“Oi!” (Whole bus goes silent) (parent shouting at child) “You’ve got a tissue in your pocket—don’t wipe your bogies on other people.” (collective “ugh” from the remainder of the bus).
Archive for the ‘Disgusting’ Category
I am a worse cook in my dreams than I am in real life. A few of nights ago I had a dream where I was a cook in a school canteen, and one of the meals I was preparing was macaroni and cheese, topped with hair clippings from the barber’s shop next door, and hair from the beard of a goat “to enhance the crunchyness” as someone else in the dream said. Ugh!