Gresham’s Law for the 21st Century: “Bad cultural relativism drives out good cultural relativism.”
Archive for the ‘Sayings’ Category
“The early worm gets caught by the bird.”
Stranger things have happened in C.
I specialise in slaughtering sacred cows and discouraging the slaughter of real ones.
“Wouldn’t take ‘fuck off’ as an answer.”
“They left the Great British Bake Off with all buns glazing.”
“Getting out of Bedlam on the wrong side.”
“Sheep at half the price.”
“If God had intended us to have wings, He would have made us fly.”
(to an author) “He puts the ink into incapable”.
“Oh what fun it is to ride, on a half-arsed broken sleigh.”
“He’s one buttock short of a full moon.”
How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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“People who live below glass ceilings should throw stones.”
“People who live above glass ceilings should throw stones.”
Drunkenness: The guest of Bud intentions.
“There are three kinds of statistics: statistics, damned statistics, and lies.”
“Life irritates: art.”
“Pretension is better than The Cure”
“Don’t troll the feeds.”